Friday List- Top 5 Literal Biggest Mouths

In honour of Andy Murrays vein bursting celebration in his Australian Open semi-final win over Marian Cilic on thursday, I've compiled a list of sports Biggest Mouths (in the literal sense).


5. David Haye

The Hayemaker deserves to be on this list because of the huge size of his mouth. He would also place on a top 5 of figurative biggest mouth as well with quotes like this, ' I only have to turn up sober and on time' (on what he had to do to beat Enzo Maccarinelli).

4.Wayne Rooney

People hardly ever open their mouth as wide as possible, there are reasons for this, its uncomfortable and polite society consider it to be unusual. Rooney must be immune to the dual terrors of discomfort and condemnation because he has his mouth at its fullest more than he has it closed

3. Rio Ferdinand

Another United player, this mouth seems to manage to celebrate all United's goals, no matter where Rio was on the pitch when it was scored.

2. David Villa

Villa's mouth looks like a black hole, and not just any black hole. It looks like the type that would never be satiated, sucking in stars and destroying planets. I don't think it does do that type of thing but I wouldn't go anywhere near it. Just to be sure.

1. Andy Murray

This is actually the biggest mouth in the world. That isn't hyperbole that is actual fact. If Murray starts to slip to defeat on sunday it wouldn't matter, he could just eat Federer whole. Definately sounds like a viable Plan B to me.

Hounourable mentions also go to Lleyton Hewitt, Serena Williams and Freddie Flintoff

A beginning....

I have decided to start a blog about sports. Not because I feel like I have anything insightful or witty to say, more that after months of suggestion from my blog obssessed girlfriend, I have finally run out of excuses and decided that instead of boring her to brink of a break up with my hour long lectures in which she has no interest, I shall instead blog every thought about sports I have until my keyboard is nothing more than a steaming pile of sludge. The sports I will mainly be writing about are cricket, tennis and football but I am excellent at jumping on a bandwagon and delivering epic monolgoues about subjects I have no idea about, so expect poorly written and factually incorrect articles about events like the winter olympics and six nations. It won't be pretty but if I want to avoid the indignity of being dumped then it is essential.

With that in mind then, here are some facts about me:

• I am a Liverpool fc, Lancashire CC and England supporter unfortunately, this means I have a excellent grounding in underachivement
• I love lists and countdowns, so expect lots of posts which make you boil with anger
• My all time hero is Michael Atherton. Despite this his batting style used to bore me to death. Clearly this doesn't make any sense but it is the truth.
• I have a fascination with history but seem to be unable to differentiate between then and now, expect my most passionate posts to be about ten years out of date